Official Merch

Wear the lake. Confuse your neighbors.

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All merchandise is available through our Redbubble store. Slap our logo on everything from t-shirts to stickers to phone cases. Because nothing says "I have a sense of humor" like wearing a parody lake logo to an actual lake.

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T-Shirts

Classic fit, premium fit, or "I bought this at a lake" fit.

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Hats

Hide your lake hair with our signature dad cap.

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Stickers

For your cooler, your truck, your laptop, your kayak, your neighbor's mailbox (don't).

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Mugs

For your Sunday Morning Dock Coffee. Or your Monday existential crisis coffee.

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Phone Cases

Protect your phone from the lake it will inevitably fall into.

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Wood Prints

Our logo burned into wood. For the cabin, the dock house, or that weird shed out back.

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Custom Orders

Want Something Special?

Looking for koozies, boat flags, or custom wood burning pieces? Drop us a line and we'll see what we can do. No guarantees, but we're very agreeable people.

Email: [email protected]

Bulk Orders

Planning a lake party? Family reunion? Boat ramp argument intervention? We offer bulk discounts for orders of 10+. Everyone in your group can match. Nobody asked for this but you're welcome.